The Lion King
  • Zazu: I'm here to announce that King Mufasa is on his way. So you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning.
  • Scar: [sees the mouse scampering off] Oh, now look, Zazu, yu made me lose my lunch.
  • Zazu: Hah! You'll lose more than that when the King gets through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia.
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The Lion King
  • Zazu: [about Scar] There's one in every family sire. Two in mine, actually. And they always manage to ruin special occasions.
  • Mufasa: What am I going to do with him?
  • Zazu: He'd make a very handsome throw rug.
  • Mufasa: [Surprised] Zazu!
  • Zazu: And just think, Whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him.
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